If I were a season I would be: autumn
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3.00pm
If I were a planet I would be: the Sun
If I were an animal I would be: a brown eagle
If I were a direction I would be: South
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a rug
If I were a liquid I would be: Melted Platinum
If I were a tree I would be: an Oak
If I were a flower/plant I would be: an Orchid
If I were a kind of weather I would be: warm and clear
If I were a musical instrument I would be: a cello
If I were an emotion I would be: Sarcastic
If I were a color I would be: warm red
If I were a vegetable/fruit I would be: a Mango
If I were a car I would be: a MINI Cooper
If I were a song I would be:
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Jean-Pierre Jeunet
If I were a book I would be written by: Anne Rice
If I were a food I would be: Japanese
If I were a place I would be: Little Swanston st, Melbourne
If I were a material I would be: hemp
If I were a taste I would be: Seductively Sweet
If I were a word I would be: Foreplay
If I were an object I would be: a lightbulb
If I were a body part I would be: eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: what the fuck
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Felix the Cat
If I were a shape I would be: circle
If I were a number I would be: 100